British Romance Fiction Blog
Wednesday 26 June 2024
Football Fever - By Lily Harlem
Friday 3 May 2024
DESK JOB - Steamy MFM
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For the first time ever, DESK JOB, my popular menage a trois novel set in London, is only 99c - for a few days only so make a dash for it now.
It's a book in the LONDON MENAGE series and fine as a standalone read.
Tuesday 16 April 2024
The Sheriff of Nottingham. A Medieval Myth?
Image from "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves." |
The Sheriff of Nottingham – A Medieval Myth?
We remember the Sheriff of Nottingham, the ultimate
medieval ‘baddie’, enemy of Robin Hood, played with vigorous style by Alan
Rickman in “Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.”
No records give this man’s name, only his title, yet
there never was a sheriff of Nottingham. So did this un-named villain exist?
One clue is in the title “Sheriff”, meaning
shire-reeve, the reeve (royal officer) of the shire.
A further clue to the genesis of this myth is the fact
that there was a High Sheriff of Nottinghamshire, Derbyshire and the Royal
Forests, appointed by the Crown by the Normans soon after the Norman Conquest
of 1066.
The Forest Laws were a Norman import, imposed upon
Anglo-Saxon Laws and customs, and very much despised by the conquered
population. The Forest Laws were a means by which the King could extend his
rule, eagerly used by monarchs to do just that. They could be imposed on more
than woodland or forest, and the High Sheriff, the creature of the King, was
hated as an enforcer of arbitrary, sometimes brutal laws. Forest Laws were
intended to reserve the red and fallow deer and the boar for the King and the aristocracy –
and no one else. Dogs, apart from guard dogs, were forbidden in forest areas,
and people were forbidden to carry hunting weapons. William Rufus, the son of
William the Conqueror, increased the severity of the laws in the royal forests
to include death and mutilation. Such sentences seem to have rarely imposed,
but such laws caused resentment.
King William II Rufus died in the royal New Forest,
struck by an arrow. Political assassination or an angry local, furious at the
laws?
Another reason why the foil of Robin Hood was a sheriff
was because, in history, so many sheriffs or high sheriffs were bad lots.
Philip Mark, sheriff from 1209 to 1224, Henry de Faucemberg (!318 to 1319) and
John de Oxenford (1334 to 1339) were all corrupt, robbing and extorting with a
will. ‘Gentlemen’ gangs of younger sons of the landed gentry, trained for
battle and with no lands to inherit, took readily to robbery and more. Men such
as the Folvilles and the Coterels actively recruited royal and other officials
to help them murder and steal. In 1335 Nicholas Coterel was even made bailiff
for the High Peak District of Derbyshire, the ultimate
huntsman-turned-gamekeeper!
Given the danger for breakers of the king’s laws,
poachers in the royal forest areas were often celebrated and praised. Few who
benefited protested, especially if they might receive a share of fresh, tasty
meat.
Woodland, forests and hunting feature in many of my
medieval stories. I have Magnus, the hero in “The Snow Bride” involved in an
assassination attempt in northern woodland during a hunt, and Conrad, the hero
of “Sir Conrad and the Christmas Treasure” is a steward of the forest high lands.
I speak of poaching, hunting and magic done to aid both in my novel, “The Master
Cook and the Maiden”. All three of these novels are available on Amazon and
free to read through Kindle Unlimited. Why not give them a try?
"The Snow Bride"
Lindsay
Wednesday 20 December 2023
Cold Nights, Hot Bodies By Lily Harlem
Need something spicy to read with your mulled wine? Don't miss this hot and kinky first time romance set in beautiful snowy England.
Sunday 17 December 2023
Christmas Read, Christmas Romance. Sensual Romance Novel, The Snow Bride
#HistoricalRomance - a passionate read, and full of suspense. Grab a copy of "The Snow Bride" now. #fiction #warrior #witch #romance #romantic #medieval #FREEReadKU
The Snow
Bride
She is Beauty, but is he the Beast?
Book One of
The Knight and the Witch
England,
winter, 1131
Elfrida,
spirited, caring and beautiful, is also alone. She is the witch of the woods
and no man dares to ask for her hand in marriage until a beast comes stalking
brides and steals away her sister. Desperate, the lovely Elfrida offers herself
as a sacrifice, as bridal bait, and she is seized by a man with fearful scars.
Is he the beast?
In the
depths of a frozen midwinter, in the heart of the woodland, Sir Magnus,
battle-hardened knight of the Crusades, searches ceaselessly for three missing
brides, pitting his wits and weapons against a nameless stalker of the snowy
forest. Disfigured and hideously scarred, Magnus has finished with love, he
thinks, until he rescues a fourth 'bride', the beautiful, red-haired Elfrida,
whose innocent touch ignites in him a fierce passion that satisfies his deepest
yearnings and darkest desires.
Excerpt
Elfrida
stirred sluggishly, unable to remember where she was. Her back ached, and the
rest of her body burned. She opened her eyes and sat up with a jerk, thinking
of Christina.
Her head
felt to be bobbing like an acorn cup in a stream, and her vision swam. As she
tried to swing her legs, her sense of dizzy falling increased, becoming worse
as she closed her eyes. She lashed out in the darkness, her flailing hands and
feet connecting with straw, dusty hay, and ancient pelts.
“Christina?”
she hissed, listening intently and praying now that the monster had brought her
to the same place it had taken her sister.
She heard
nothing but her own breath, and when she held that, nothing at all.
“Christina?”
Fearing to reach out in this blackness that was more than night and dreading
what she might find, Elfrida forced herself to stretch her arms. She trailed
her fingers out into the ghastly void, tracing the unseen world with trembling
hands.
Her body
shook more than her hands, but she ignored the shuddering of her limbs, closed
her eyes like a blind man, and searched.
She lay on
a pallet, she realized, full of crackling, dry grass. When she scented and
tasted the air, there was no blood. She did not share the space with grisly
corpses.
I am alone and unfettered. Now her heart had stopped thudding
in her ears, she listened again, hearing no one else. Chanting a charm to see
in the dark, she tried again to shift her feet.
Light
spilled into her eyes like scalding milk as a door opened and a massive figure
lurched across the threshold. Elfrida launched herself at freedom, hurling a
fistful of straw at the looming beast and ducking out for the light.
She fell
instead, her legs buckling, her last sight that of softly falling snow.
* * * *
Magnus
gathered the woman before she pitched facedown into the snow, returning her
swiftly to the rough bed within the hut. Her tiny, bird-boned form terrified
him. Clutching her was like ripping a fragile wood anemone up from its roots.
And she had
fought him, wind-flower or not. She had charged at him.
“I wish,
lass, that you would listen to me. I am not the Forest Grendel, nor have wish
to be, nor ever have been.”
Just as
earlier, in the clearing where he had first come upon her, a brilliant shock of
life and color in a white, dead world, the woman gave no sign of hearing. She
was cold again, freezing, while in his arms she had steamed with fever. He
tugged off his cloak and bundled her into it, then piled his firewood and
kindling onto the bare hearth.
A few
strikes of his flints and he had a fire. He set snow to melt in the helmet he
was using as a cauldron. He swept more dusty hay up from the floor and,
sneezing, packed it round the still little figure.
No beast on
two or four legs would hunt tonight, so that was one worry less. Finding this
lean-to hut in the forest had been a godsend, but it would be cold.
Magnus went
back out into the snow and led his horse into the hut, spreading what feed he
had brought with him. He kept the door shut with his saddle, rubbed the palfrey
down with the bay’s own horse blanket, and looked about for a lantern.
There was
none, just as there were no buckets, nor wooden bowls hanging from the eaves.
But, abandoned as it surely had been, the place was well roofed, and no snow
swirled in through the wood and wattle walls. Whistling, Magnus dug through his
pack and found a flask of ale, some hard cheese, two wizened apples, and a
chunk of dark rye bread. He spoke softly to his horse, then looked again at the
woman.
She was
breathing steadily now, and her lips and cheeks had more color. By the
glittering, rising fire he saw her as he had first in the forest clearing, an
elf-child of beauty and grace, a willing sacrifice to the monster. Kneeling
beside her, he longed to stroke her vivid red hair and kiss the small dimple in
her chin. In sleep she had the calm, flawless face of a Madonna of Outremer and
the bright locks of a Magdalene.
He had
guessed who she was—the witch of the three villages, the good witch driven to
desperation. Coming upon her in that snowfield, tied between two trees like a
crucified child of fairy, his temper had been a black storm against the
villagers for sparing their skins by flaying hers. Then he had seen her face,
recognized that wild, stark, sunken-cheeked grief, seen the loose bonds and the
terrible “feast,” and had understood.
Another young woman has been taken by the
beast, someone you love.
She—Elfrida,
that was her name, he remembered it now—Elfrida was either very foolish or very
powerful, to offer herself as bait.
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Here’s
another excerpt from THE SNOW BRIDE, showing Elfrida, a medieval witch and
Magnus, a warrior. I deliberately wrote it so Elfrida was powerful in magic but
not invulnerable. Hence her catching chicken-pox and being feverish as a
result.
EXCERPT
Magnus was worried. The fire he had made should have brought his
people. It was an old signal, well-known between them. His men should have
reached the village by now—that had been the arrangement. They were bringing
traps and provisions in covered wagons, and hunting dogs and horses. He had
been impatient to start his pursuit of the Forest Grendel and so rode ahead,
returning with the messenger until that final stretch when the man turned off
to his home. He had ridden on alone, finding the wayside shrine.
But from then, all had gone awry. Instead of the monster, he had found an
ailing witch, and the snowstorm had lost him more tracks and time.
Magnus shook his head, turning indulgent eyes to the small, still figure on the
rough pallet. At least the little witch had slept through the night and day,
snug and safe, and he had been able to make her a litter from woven branches.
He would give his fire signal a little longer and then return Elfrida to her
village. There he might find someone who could translate between them.
Perhaps she did have power, for even as he looked at her, she sat up, the hood
of her cloak falling away, and stared at him in return. She said something,
then repeated it, and he drew in a great gulp of cold air in sheer
astonishment, then laughed.
“I know what you said!” He wanted to kiss her, spots and all.
He burst into a clumsy canter, dragging his peg leg a little and almost
tumbling onto her bed. She caught him by the shoulders and tried to steady him
but collapsed under his weight.
They finished in an untidy heap on the pallet, with Elfrida hissing by his ear,
“Why have you done such a foolish thing as to burn all our fuel?”
He rolled off her, knocked snow off his front and beard, and said in return,
“How did you know I would know the old speech, the old English?”
“I dream true, and I dreamed this.” She was blushing, though not, he realized
quickly, from shyness.
“Why burn so wildly?” she burst out, clearly furious. “You have wasted it! All
that good wood gone to ash!”
“My men know my sign and will come now the storm has gone.” He had not expected
thanks or soft words, but he was not about to be scolded by this red-haired
nag.
“That is your plan, Sir Magnus? To burn half the forest to alert your troops?”
“A wiser plan than yours, madam, setting yourself as bait. Or had your village
left you hanging there, perhaps to nag the beast to death?”
Her face turned as scarlet as the fire. “So says any witless fool! ’Tis too
easy a charge men make against women, any woman who thinks and acts for herself.
And no man orders me!”
Magnus swallowed the snort of laughter filling up his throat. He doubted she
saw any amusement in their finally being able to speak to each other only to
quarrel. Had she been a man or a lad, he would have knocked her into the snow,
then offered a drink of mead, but such rough fellowship was beyond him here.
“And how would you have fought off any knave, or worse, that found you?” he
asked patiently. “You did not succeed with me.”
“There are better ways to vanquish a male than brute force. I knew what I was
about!”
“Truly? You were biding your time? And the pox makes you alluring?”
“Says master gargoyle! My spots will pass!”
“Or did you plan to scatter a few herbs, perhaps?”
He thought he heard her clash her teeth together. “I did not plan my sickness,
and I do not share my secrets! Had you not snatched me away, had you not
interfered, I would know where the monster lives. I would have found my sister!
I would be with her!” Her voice hitched, and a look of pain and dread crossed
her face. “We would be together. Whatever happens, I would be with her.”
“This was Christina?”
“Is Christina, not was, never was! I know she lives!”
Magnus merely nodded, his temper cooling rapidly as he marked how her color had
changed and her body shook. A desperate trap to recover a much-loved sister
excused everything, to his way of thinking.
She called you a gargoyle! This piqued his vanity and pride.
But she does not think you the monster, Magnus reminded himself in a dazzled,
shocked wonder, embracing that knowledge like a lover.
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A FINAL EXCERPT:
“How are the
spots? Itching yet?”
Elfrida gave
a faint shudder. “Do not remind me.” Since stirring, she had been aware of her
whole body tickling and burning. Mark’s idea of rolling in the snow might not
be so bad.
“Walter told
me that the
She did not
say that the village could afford to spare no foodstuffs and would not be
distracted. She had tried to rush off in pursuit of the monster before and
gained nothing, so now she would gather her strength and learn before she
moved. “What did you call the beast?
Magnus shook
his head. “It is not known, but I do not think so now, or at least not
outdoors. I have hunted wolf’s heads who have been outlawed and fled into
woodland, and they always have camps and dens and food caches within the
forest. I have found none of those hereabouts.”
“My dowsing
caught no sign of any lair of his,” Elfrida agreed.
Magnus
leaned forward, bracing himself with his injured arm. Elfrida forced herself
not to stare at his stump, but to listen to him.
“Do you
sense anything?” he asked softly.
“The night
you came, I felt something approach.” She frowned, trying to put into words
feelings and impressions that were as elusive as smoke. “A great purpose,” she
said. “A need and urgent desire.”
Now Magnus
was frowning. “Have you a charm or magic that will help?”
“Do you
think I have not tried magic, charms, and incantations? My craft is not like a
sword fight, where the blades are always true. If God does not will it—”
“I have been
in enough fights where swords break.”
“Are your
men good trackers?”
“They would
not be with me, else.” If Magnus was startled by her determination to talk only
of the beast, he gave no sign. “Tell me of your sister and her habits. Did she
keep to the same paths and same tasks each day?”
“Yes and
yes, but what else did Walter say? The old men have told me nothing!”
“No, they do
not want the womenfolk to know anything, even you, I fear.” His kind eyes
gleamed, as if he enjoyed her discomfiture. He had a small golden cross in his
right eye, she noticed, shining amidst the warm brown.
A sparkle
for the lasses, eh, Magnus?
To her
further discomfiture, she realized he had asked her something. “Say again,
please?”
“Would you
like some food to go with your mead? There are the remains of mutton, dates and
ginger, wine and mead and honey.” His brown eyes gleamed. “My men found it in
the clearing where I found you. The mutton has been a bit chewed, but the rest
is palatable, I think.”
“It is
drugged!” Elfrida burst out. “I put”—she could not think of the old word and
used her own language instead—“I put a sleeping draft in the wedding cakes and
all.” She seized his arm, not caring that it was the one with the missing hand.
“Do not eat it!”
“Sleeping
draft?” He used her own words.
She yawned
and feigned sleep, startled when he started to laugh.
“A wedding
feast to send the groom to sleep! I like it!” He chuckled again and opened his
left hand, where, to Elfrida’s horror, there was one of her own small wedding
cakes.
Published
August 15th by Prairie Rose Publications
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read with Kindle Unlimited.
To buy on
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Author Bio
Lindsay
Townsend lives in Yorkshire, where she was born, and started writing stories at
an early age. Always a voracious reader, she took a degree in medieval history
and worked in a library for a while, then began to write full-time after
marriage.
She is
fascinated by the medieval and ancient world, especially medieval Britain,
where she set her full length medieval romance novels A Knight's Vow, A
Knight's Captive, A Knight's Enchantment and A Knight’s Prize, (first published
by Kensington Zebra, now re-issued) and also
The Snow Bride, A Summer Bewitchment, and several novellas. Lindsay is also intrigued by ancient Rome,
Egypt, and Britain. Flavia’s Secret, a historical romance set in Roman Britain,
was followed by two more ancient world historical romances, Blue Gold, set in
ancient Egypt, and Bronze Lightning, set in Bronze Age Greece and the Ancient Britain
of Stonehenge. All these ancient world historicals are just 99cents or 99p.
When not
writing or researching her books, she enjoys walking, reading, cooking, music,
going out with friends and long languid baths with scented candles (and perhaps
chocolate).
Author page
on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Lindsay-Townsend/e/B000API55C/
Twitter
page https://twitter.com/lindsayromantic
Saturday 2 December 2023
Mistletoe Menage - MMM - by Lily Harlem
Want a kinky vicar threesome this Christmas? I'm your gal! MISTLETOE MENAGE is set in a beautiful snowy English village. But oh.... it's hot in the bedroom.